Just last week I bought you shame free.
I looked upon you as a healthy snack.
Now as I put you in my shopping basket,
I hide you under TC's Temptation treats.
My shoulders are hunched as I look around embarrassed,
For the knowing stares and finger pointing I was happily oblivious to.
Purchasing you now I know,
Has marked me with a giant "S" for the single woman I am.
With disgrace I feel I should smuggle you out in a brown paper bag, Like a bum clinging to his recent purchase of cheap booze.
Before I used to store you proudly on the top shelf of the fridge,
Now I push you to the back, out of view of prying visitor eyes.
DAMN YOU CHRIS MORRISON!!
Just seeing if I can post a comment. Cousin Erin said she was having problems.
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