I saw this and I thought it was funny.

Yesterday I had to go to Illinois to visit a customer.  Just a short 4 hour drive there and back for a 45 minute visit!  However, it was a day out of the office and away from the madness, so I can't complain.  On the way back at one of the many rest areas we stopped at; I picked up a few tourist brochures for some ideas of things to do.  As I was flipping through this one brochure, this ad caught my eye.   I found it amusing and therefore I must share.

I get it is probably your last name....but seriously?