Hummus is not your friend, it's not a healthy snack for lonely girls, especially with tortilla chips and bourbon.....and fried pickles and pimento cheese......all at once watching a parade from your window, while wishing you had more to vacuum.
Erin's first husband.
PS. save yourself time and buy pants with a drawstring.
Oh do shut up you pretty bitch!!! xoxo
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Hummus is not your friend, it's not a healthy snack for lonely girls, especially with tortilla chips and bourbon.....and fried pickles and pimento cheese......all at once watching a parade from your window, while wishing you had more to vacuum.
ReplyDeleteErin's first husband.
PS. save yourself time and buy pants with a drawstring.